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xxSilhouette · Nov 15, 2006, 06:36 AM // 06:36

I hope it is worth the wait! I can't wait much longer

Former Ruling · Nov 15, 2006, 07:29 AM // 07:29

If I was on my old computer I would own you so hardcore with MSpaint skillz, but I lost all my pictures.

SPIRIT OF THE SEA · Nov 15, 2006, 09:53 PM // 21:53

I pwnd U · Nov 15, 2006, 10:25 PM // 22:25

We find our hero in the cave with the most wanted man on earth, Osoma Bin Laden. Our hero has a choice, turn in Osoma or hide out with him. With our hero being wanted himself he has a hard choice to make.

"So where are you going?" Osoma asks. You pause and think it over a for a second. "Away" you reply. You walk out of the cave and take off down the side of the mountain. You have to find a pay phone. Once you reach town you run to the pay phone. You place a call to the US military base and tell them where Osoma is. You dont give your name as you know you are wanted as well. You must find that girl. You must have your revenge. You go towards the outskirts of town. As you approach you hear the disticnt roar of Humvees. You run and hide in one of the buildings. They must of traced the call back to you. As the approaching caravan nears you see a robed man step out and fire off an RPG at the convoy. Suddenly many masks men jump out and fire on the convoy. You run to the top of the building for a better view. When you reach the top you see the soliders return fire. Here is your chace to escape. You leap from the building and spread your wings. You know you can make it back to China to find that girl. You fly for 3 days and 5 nights to reach the village where you were shot at. You find shelter in a nearby tree and wait for night-time. Because night-time is the right time.

Anyways nightfall finally arrives and you see her. You look around and see that there is no one else around. You leave your tree and go to attack. Suddenly you hear "I'm using Mending!" You stop and look around. Then you see him, its a man charging at you. You stop and wait for him to near before you whip out your sword and cut him. "Roflcoptor!" he says as his wound heals. "WTF OMG HAX0R!" you yell as he laughs at you. He then takes out hi sword and cuts you. You leap backwards, he purses. You hit him again. "I'm using Healing Breeze!" WTF! you think. How can he heal? He charges you again, you side step and watch him go stumbling. 'Not the brightest man' you think. He turns and looks at you. "My mommy says im special." he says. "What the hell are you?" you scream! "I Wammo!" he replies.

It appears our hero has a new rival. How will he defeat the "wammo"? and will he get his revenge?

SPIRIT OF THE SEA · Nov 15, 2006, 11:36 PM // 23:36

LOL "I PWNED U" i just started reading from the begging your entire story w/e (cause before when saw thought was to long and im lazy so u get it) and now i read it its like my masterpieaces are your life and you just watch this forum for me to make a new post 0_o. seriously your scaring me also

HOW THE HELL DO YOU MAKE THIS UP!

SPIRIT OF THE SEA · Nov 15, 2006, 11:36 PM // 23:36

and letting everyone know THE NEXT ONE IS ON ITS WAY!!!! tahts numba 7 btw

UPDATE: its done! gonna wait for a day to post it so ppl can check out my last one and read "I PWNED U"s storys lol

xxSilhouette · Nov 16, 2006, 12:59 AM // 00:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by I pwnd U

We find our hero in the cave with the most wanted man on earth, Osoma Bin Laden. Our hero has a choice, turn in Osoma or hide out with him. With our hero being wanted himself he has a hard choice to make.

"So where are you going?" Osoma asks. You pause and think it over a for a second. "Away" you reply. You walk out of the cave and take off down the side of the mountain. You have to find a pay phone. Once you reach town you run to the pay phone. You place a call to the US military base and tell them where Osoma is. You dont give your name as you know you are wanted as well. You must find that girl. You must have your revenge. You go towards the outskirts of town. As you approach you hear the disticnt roar of Humvees. You run and hide in one of the buildings. They must of traced the call back to you. As the approaching caravan nears you see a robed man step out and fire off an RPG at the convoy. Suddenly many masks men jump out and fire on the convoy. You run to the top of the building for a better view. When you reach the top you see the soliders return fire. Here is your chace to escape. You leap from the building and spread your wings. You know you can make it back to China to find that girl. You fly for 3 days and 5 nights to reach the village where you were shot at. You find shelter in a nearby tree and wait for night-time. Because night-time is the right time.

Anyways nightfall finally arrives and you see her. You look around and see that there is no one else around. You leave your tree and go to attack. Suddenly you hear "I'm using Mending!" You stop and look around. Then you see him, its a man charging at you. You stop and wait for him to near before you whip out your sword and cut him. "Roflcoptor!" he says as his wound heals. "WTF OMG HAX0R!" you yell as he laughs at you. He then takes out hi sword and cuts you. You leap backwards, he purses. You hit him again. "I'm using Healing Breeze!" WTF! you think. How can he heal? He charges you again, you side step and watch him go stumbling. 'Not the brightest man' you think. He turns and looks at you. "My mommy says im special." he says. "What the hell are you?" you scream! "I Wammo!" he replies.

It appears our hero has a new rival. How will he defeat the "wammo"? and will he get his revenge?

Lmao!!! Awesome

SPIRIT OF THE SEA · Nov 16, 2006, 08:55 PM // 20:55

tell me when your rdy

if i may add its the best one yet

also silhouette are you here for my art or are you here for i pwned you storys cause if ur for him on my thread ill just stop and there will be no more storys casue NO MORE pics!

naw jk seriously who u here for

xxSilhouette · Nov 17, 2006, 12:48 AM // 00:48

Lol - Both really. The randomness of the pictures is awesome, and the randomness of the paragraphs is awesome. I would be sad if you stopped the pics though - i look on here every day after work, and its just kinda nice to have something to laugh at

SPIRIT OF THE SEA · Nov 17, 2006, 01:58 AM // 01:58

ok fine

ill be going on for while then heres the next pic

SPIRIT OF THE SEA · Nov 17, 2006, 01:58 AM // 01:58

Mesmer in Need · Nov 17, 2006, 02:52 AM // 02:52

pwnd in 3... 2... 1...

xxSilhouette · Nov 17, 2006, 04:35 AM // 04:35

Lol

Thats actually a very good moster, better then I could do

I pwnd U · Nov 17, 2006, 05:25 AM // 05:25

We find our hero on the brink of defeat with the mighty "wammo" he is beaten and the wammo is about to deliver the final blow. No seriously thats the move he is using, he like yelled it and stuff... Ok back to our hero...

You look into the blank eyes of the one known as "wammo" as he lifts his sword. You know it is the end of your life, you will never get your revenge. But you know you must have it. It must be yours, you can not be defeated by such a pathetic soul. "One request!" you yell! The wammo looks at you with his blank stair "Wammo?" he says. "WTF are you like a RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing pokemon? uh ya my request, make it quick and painless, please." you say. The wammo looks at you, "WTFROFLMFAOLOLN00B!" he says. He raises his sword again and prepares to strike. You ready yourself to take the blow. You close your eyes and wait to join the heros before you in the afterlife. Suddenly you feel the ground jump. You look up and see the wammo is gone and replaced by a giant green foot. All the villagers run out of their houses screaming. "GODZILLAAA!!!!" they scream as they run for their lives. The monster continues to tear the village to shreds as the villagers run for their life. They get into the carriages and tell the hourses to mush. They take off in a pound of hooves to try to escape the giant monster. You stand up and are face to face with the monster. It gives you a strange look, and you look down. Thats when you notice that the houses are actually really small and that all the people look like ants. You know you didnt grow but everything seemed so much bigger when you were on the ground begging for your life like the pathetic wimp that you are. The monster looks at you and is confused. You wave to it and it waves back. Then you see her. The little girl running away from the village. You bow to the monster and take off after the little girl.

Will our hero catch the young girl? When did the town become so small? What will happen to our hero? Find out next time!!!

But seriously, GG.

xxSilhouette · Nov 17, 2006, 05:28 AM // 05:28

As always - awesome!!! Lmao

SPIRIT OF THE SEA · Nov 17, 2006, 10:21 PM // 22:21

:O now i really want to listen to "i pwned you"s storys

im gonna pm u in game so we can chat in what not

think of waht to do for 8

Lag Hell · Nov 19, 2006, 11:16 AM // 11:16

wait... this thread is still alive?...
i officially lable this thread with
"win"

Divinitys Creature · Nov 20, 2006, 12:00 AM // 00:00

LOL +1000 points